pipes up, "I’m really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I’ll
stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts
the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I’ll
give
you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back
in his pocket.

great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won’t even kiss
a frog?"

"I’m a programmer," he replies. "I don’t have

time for
sex…. But a talking frog is pretty neat."