Posted about 1 year ago.

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You have been online…

• You have been online for 45 minutes. Do you want to stay online? Please
  respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off.
• You have been online for 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you,
  but there ARE other people in the world who would like to sign on. Let’s
  show some sorry consideration for our fellow members and sign off,
  whaddya say?
• You DO realize that you’ve been online for 184 minutes, right? when
  was the last time you went outside?
• OK. This is getting ridiculous. Frankly, you’re starting to piss us
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  finally
• You have been online for 360 minutes now!! We promised you unlimited
  time, we know, but can’t you just finish up NOW and go read a good book?
• You have been online for 467 minutes. Do you remember your family
  members’ names ?
• You have been online for 513 minutes. Your husband has left you and
  your dog is starving. Do you wish to remain online?
• You have been online 724 minutes. Steve Case is coming personally to
  your house to yank the phone cord….
• You have been online 852 minutes, do you KNOW how many HOURS that
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• You have been online for 967 minutes. When AOL went unlimited they
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  go broke!