Clinton is on the beach at Martha’s Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie snakes out.

Hi Bill. I’m a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish—it had better be easy if you want me to do it. I pray for world peace. Give me that. That’s a little hard, give me something easier. Make Hillary into the most beautiful woman in the world? World peace it is.